How to stay a bitch?

So here I am... Several days months and years after my final Skinny Bitch entry.. The 100+ day journal that thrilled and entertained the fat masses and inspired many to start on their own skinny journey (for about a week).

So what have I been doing with myself I hear you ask?
Not a great deal, I hear you answer.

I seriously wonder how someone is supposed to keep up the momentum of all this mega health and fitness crap...
Not that I have put on weight but I feel like I am starting again every single freakin week. I go to work on a Monday with a healthy lunch packed saying that I can do this! The gym bag is in the back of the car and it is going to be a fresh week of Skinny Bitchness...

However by Tuesday I have had pizza for dinner and missed the gym several times..

Why do I hear you ask?
Because I am mildly retarded and have lost my sense of commitment, I hear me answer.

What is missing from my life? Why did I eat nothing but crap last weekend (chicken and pasta salad and frozen custard yummmm, not all in the same bowl of course).

What is missing - MY BLOG IS WHAT IS MISSING... Oh how blogging each night kept me on track.. Oh the sense of superiority I had over you all as I shrunk and shrunk whilst you found all the weight I had been losing..

Right before I piss you all off before I even begin let me say that I am back.. To journal how one manages to maintain a large amount of weight loss instead of yo-yoing back and forth like so many do..

My current weight is between 84 and 85kgs and I manage to get to the gym about 3 times a week (one of those times being a personal training session). However I don't really push myself like I once did.

Oh and you can forget all that day crap.. This is just going to be me writing down the crap as it happens.. Stimulating the creative part of my brain like Kevin Rudd stimulating the economy before it dies (see what I did there? That is some witty modern political reference there - funny shit).

Ohhh and this is going to be spread over several websites..

I am now on Blogspot, Facebook, Twitter and soon to be youtube!!

I shall link it all up here for anyone who gives a shit :)

...Dingo Skinny Bitch!!